This time, it’s the turn of Marie Claire Magazine to put me on the spot with a one-question, sixty-second fashion interview. Ingrid, their Senior Fashion Editor, rings me up when I’m putting out the recycling and I take the call in the street, much to the amusement of my neighbour Pete who is washing his … Continue reading Lilly on the Spot: a Society Wedding
A continuation of ‘Lilly Bellissima' (24 May). Lilly has just been fitted with her first pair of fake boobs... I return from Milan a happier man and an even happier woman. As soon as the ‘Fasten Seat Belts’ light goes off I am on the phone to Ginny. 'Ginny, you've simply got to see them!' … Continue reading Lilly Takes the Plunge
Lilly has been put on the spot again, this time by Vogue Magazine. She has 60 seconds to answer a question for their back-page ‘Fashion Focus‘ feature. Vogue: “Lilly, Janice from the Shetland Islands has written in to ask what you would wear to a masked ball.” Lilly: “A mask? No, just kidding, Janice from … Continue reading Lilly on the Spot: A Masked Ball
There are some things that we just cannot do. We can learn to walk in heels, we can perfect our make-up, and we can pad out our bras until we look like Dolly Parton. But we just can't get on with G-strings! They are the one item of ladies' clothing that we cannot ever make … Continue reading Quantum Panties
We all love to put on a show for ourselves in the mirror but wouldn't it be nice to have a real audience for a change? Well this idea got my imagination going and, as usual, out came the pen... How could I be so so careless? I have been so caught up in my … Continue reading The Audience in the Mirror
Once I have figured out how to monetize this blog I am going to invest the proceeds and start a business building actual walk-in wardrobes. Because that is my real passion in life. The walk-in wardrobe is the ultimate 'My Space'. Every girl needs one. A place to relax, to be yourself. Somewhere to keep … Continue reading Wondrous Walk-in Wardrobes!
Man-bits. Let's talk about them! We all have them and we all worry about what to do with them when we are 'en femme'. Most of the time we get along with them just fine but when we are trying to be in touch with our feminine side we don't want to know about them … Continue reading Fair-weather Friends
Scene: A charity clothing shop somewhere in London. The phone rings... Phyllis: Good morning! Poorly Paws charity shop. How can I help you? Me: Is that Phyllis? Phyllis: Yes, that's right. This is Phyllis. To whom am I speaking? Me. Phyllis, it's Lee. Phyllis: Who? Me. It's Lee Phyllis: I don't think I know a … Continue reading I’m a crossdresser, get me out of here!
Everyone should have a bucket list. Ambition is a good thing and we should look forward and outward, not inward and backward. A bucket list is a roadmap to the future. And here is mine! 1. Shout out "I'm a Transvestite!" very loud. Really. Just like that. Just when the feeling takes me. But hopefully … Continue reading What’s in the bucket, Lilly?
I can be dressed in my most glamorous outfit, I can take every trouble with my makeup, and yet, if, underneath, I am still wearing my Marks and Spencer black men's underpants, I feel a complete fraud. I will still feel like a man, dressing up. And yet, if I wear my dullest men's business … Continue reading Who Wears the Panties?